Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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