Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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