He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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