susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Boobs speak an international language.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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