Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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