I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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