I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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