It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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