You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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