yo everyone went to the hospital last night
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I love you.
Bad choice
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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