Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
They took my balls.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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