You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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