Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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