Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm jealous of your bromance
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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