Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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