no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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