I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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