he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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