did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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