My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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