Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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