I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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