I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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