jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
