He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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