its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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