is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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