i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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