Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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