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The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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