He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
