You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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