Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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