he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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