is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Randomize
