She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You may now shotgun with the bride
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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