I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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