That's intense
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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