a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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