He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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