he puts the penis in happiness.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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what are you doing with your life
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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