I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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