This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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