apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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