Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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