Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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