this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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