IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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