med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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