I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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