i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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