Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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