Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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